I BE BLOGGIN’ THAT SHIT THEY BE FLOGGIN’

After I finished crapping my pants with fear and screaming like a rabid prostitute on the new Saw ride at Thorpe Park recently, I went to the Thorpe Park Magical Warehouse of Souvenerial Delights (affectionately referred to by everyone else as ‘the shop’) and screamed once more…but fear not, this time it was good, no GREAT screaming.


It was screaming in total appreciation of…


THORPE PARK GIANT STATIONERY!
(I tried to make the font size giant-sized but I don’t know how to do it on this blog. It would have been GREAT.)


Look!



Look!



Look!



Look!



Aye carumba!

UPDATE: I’ve just realised how crap these photos are. It just looks like I’ve zoomed in on normal sized stationery. You will have to take my word for it that they were GIGANTIC! And if you don’t believe me you can go suck your mum’s tits! Bye xxx

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