I DON’T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE THIS STORY OR NOT BUT IT’S TRUE

I went down to hear the Queen Bee Sharmadean DJ the other night and in between her ‘rocking the house on the old ones and twos’ (as the cool kids say) she gave me this totally freaking amazing present: a beautiful brooch in the style of a fountain pen!

It is just too amazing for words!


I put it on right away and since then its thorny pin has never left my hot body.


After I thanked Sharma there was a bit of a dispute about whether she chose it or her boyfriend chose it and then they had a big fight and then I said “HEY! We’re in a disco! It’s all love here! But if you have a problem…TAKE IT TO THE DANCEFLOOR!”


So then they had this INSANE battle on the dancefloor, Greg was drawing for the funky chicken and shit but Sharma’s robot was MIND-BLOWING and totally stole the show.


In the mean time, I went behind the decks and spiked Sharma’s drink, and when she jumped back on the decks, she got confused about her selection and started playing, oh my god, you won’t BELIEVE this, she started playing ‘This Old House’ by SHAKIN’ STEVENS! Crazy!


Luckily, the crowd went absolutely wild!


Fucking hell, that was the best night of my life.

Posted by Josey

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