NEW SERIES! ANOTHER ONE! THIS ONE IS CALLED ‘WEEKLY WORLDWIDE STATIONERY BULLETIN’!

So building on the success of my incredible back in the day series like Josey’s Adventures in Poundland (GOOD MEMORIES!) and Josey’s Adventures in Mighty Pound (um, NOT REALLY ANY MEMORIES) and Me and My Pens (HEY, WTF HAPPENED WITH THAT?)....actually I’ve changed my mind, I don’t like this game anymore. Revealing all my blogclart skeletons and suchlike.


Forgot that shit anyway. THIS is an AMAZING new series where I basically share with you the BIGGEST INTERNATIONAL STATIONERY REVELATIONS OF THE LAST SEVEN DAYS. Seriously, it’s gonna be sooooo good. Let’s ROCK!

CHA-CHING! Boston’s Queen of Invitation-Related Stationery meets some dude in a bar cos her office is messy and explains how she sells her amazing wedding stationery for so much money that you’d have to go on the game to afford them, but then if you got crabs and your fiance broke it off, you couldn’t get a refund. RESULT! Read all about it.


INJUSTICE! A local Republican Party Chairman in Orlando is facing jail FOR SPENDING $13,000 ON STATIONERY! I love him. I think he will be my next Stationery Hunk of the Day. Read all about it.


EXPO! Over in India, they’re getting ready to host one CRAZY stationery tradeshow over three whole days and it’s gonna be like ORGASMIC! Read all about it.


SOON COME! Closer to home, those cats in Sandbach are opening a huge WH SMITH to replace the Woolworths that closed down and the new manager has got, like 15 years experience, so seriously, DO NOT FUCK WITH HER. Read all about it.


That concludes the Worldwide Stationery Bulletin. Until next week!

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