NEW STATIONERY HUNK CONTENDER?

WELL, WELL, WELL.


A man from Viking Direct rivals Oyez Staker popped into the office this week and, boy, does Ian (Irwin) Helford, Chairman Emeritus of Viking Direct have some competition on his hands! This new cat was FOINE!


I didn’t take a picture but just imagine what you would get if you crossed this



with this



and a bit of this on the side for XXXTRA HOT FLAVA



I’ll tell you what you’d get: a somewhat facially confused yet TOTALLY SEXY new pretender to the throne!


UPDATE: Okay, just checked the rules and APPARENTLY, the ‘powers that be’ are saying I have to provide an actual photo so you guys can ‘judge for yourselves’. God, I HATE this system, so much red tape.

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